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Blog Snorkelling

I’ve been thinking about bogs. And blogs. Just an ‘L’ separating their respective murky mires and depths of randomness.

While it’s difficult to surf a bog, in surfing the web (hey, nineties speak!) I learned that blogs can be aggregated whilst bogs, agricultural as they often are, can be snorkelled.

Yep. Bog snorkelling. It exists. A sporting event invented, it seems, in Wales over 30 years ago as the result of an over-the-bar conversation (as all the best ideas are), requiring competitors to complete two consecutive lengths of a 50-metre peat bog in the shortest possible time, wearing snorkels and flippers, and without using conventional swimming strokes. There’s even an annual world championship, the world record being 1m 30.66 sec (that .66 clearly making all the difference…).

That’s certainly a change from all things traditional, cosy and warm. Where those not flipping fast enough ‘sink’, and those that can, and do, ‘swim’.

In a B2B web world I thought the bloggers might learn from the bog snorkellers. Few B2B blogs are particularly enlightening, most are fairly bland and none would leave a wet peaty taste in your mouth. Sometimes to achieve creative change, we need to be a little more adventurous – take the plunge, so to speak.

Bog snorkelling is the first in a series of posts that illustrate the real things real people really do. Get involved: share your own favourites and recommendations here. The last time I looked, businesspeople were also real people. Maybe the B2B bloggers could take note of the boggers.

Ian Cooper
Commercial and Operations Director

B2B Blogging – Direct or Indirect Marketing?

I had ‘a fair and frank exchange of views’ with a woman of a certain age about the relative merits of business blogging the other day. We didn’t get the business – which may give you some indication of how the conversation went…

For some inexplicable reason (in my opinion) she remained fixated throughout our conversation on lines. She wanted to talk about, ‘above the line activity’, then, ‘below the line activities’ and then without respite or reprise, we had to go ‘through the line’ as well. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for lines – I recall with disturbing alacrity the ‘School Line’ metered out as punishment in my formative years for, frankly, the most trivial of misdemeanours: ‘Nothing is more disturbing to a well regulated mind than to see a boy who ought to know better disporting himself at improper moments’. It had to be written out, without error, in fountain pen, a minimum of 25 times before breakfast. Never by me though. Obviously.

I also recall above and below the line discussions at college and in the halcyon days of my questionable career progression. But at least a decade ago we started applying our devious, wicked and somewhat warped marketing minds to the application of the internet as a marketing tool. Or was that just me? At that point, the ‘lines’ were obliterated and as B2B marketing professionals we were forever screwed.

This woman, however, was perhaps screwed less than others, because in planning her 09 marketing activity, the ‘lines’ remained uppermost in her Oops I’ve Missed The Point List of Priorities and she wanted to know what Birddog would propose to launch her campaign in Q1 above and below and indeed through the line.

“Set up a business blog”, I replied. “But what else?” she asked. “That’s it?” “Yep, that’s it – you’re a very large corporate in the technology space, you have no distinct message, no clear position on anything, no competitive differentiation and no voice. And you’re not using any technology in your marketing. Which isn’t good. For a technology company… We have any number of services to fix your brand strategically, but not to launch in Q1. If you want to launch something – tell one or more of your directors that, from tomorrow, they need to justify themselves to the world. Every day.” I responded, oh so casually.

“But that’s indirect… Nothing happens with blogs, they’re just like press releases. I need to generate responses, I need leads.” I’d actually lost interest long before this point, but felt obliged to keep going because the sandwiches were good and an early departure would have been foolhardy. So we reviewed the respective merits of direct and indirect communications. “Just because it’s a blog on a website does certainly NOT make it indirect”, I said. I actually spat the words ‘not indirect’ out, along with the chicken satay, which was a little uncool.

In theory, a blog has no direct audience, no database, no address or telephone number – has no immediately measurable asset – and could be considered indirect. You pump the information out there with no real understanding (or even belief) that anyone’s reading or reacting to it. But that’s the kind of thinking that the World Wide Web laughs, raucously, in the face of. The reality, for all but the staunchest marketing luddites, is that a business blog is about as close to the main artery of an audience as a business can get. It follows the primary Web2 protocol of allowing the audience to choose to engage with it or not, and when they do, the business achieves a voice, a following, a position of leadership. The blog becomes the source of opinion.

Business reply-cards and subscription forms have been replaced by RSS feeds, linkbacks and reblogs. That’s not a bad thing – that’s a very good thing. It means if you want to launch a broadly shit brand in a very short space of time and find its place in the world (or not) you can do it. And of course it’s measurable – in real time, if you insist. Marketing simply doesn’t get more direct than that.

“The directors will never do it…” she said, “…I need e-mailers.”

What can I tell you? For the first time in quite a while I thought that maybe we were all screwed. But the satay was good.

Scot McKee
Managing Director
Birddog Ltd.