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ISSUE 32

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New look, same deeply disturbing view of the B2B marketing world…

Welcome to your ‘new look’ Bark Magazine from the purveyors of all things creative in business-to-business life – Birddog. As a special treat for this facelift edition, we bring you a front cover proudly featuring the Sony ‘ring of fire’. They didn’t call it that. Nor did we come to think of it – but you have to concede, a new edition of Bark without at least one bottom joke on the cover would leave everyone wondering how much we’d been paid to conform.

For the record, Birddog will never be silenced. And also for the record, if you hadn’t actually made the leap from ‘ring of fire’ to the barely concealed inflamed colon gag, ehh, sorry about that. Hopefully you’ve had your breakfast. There’s a world of B2B marketing out there that doesn’t involve suits, handshake pictures or even the phrase ‘enterprise-wide deployment’. We call it Birddog and you are most welcome.